Friday, August 13, 2004

The last few days.

8/11/04
Here are the last few days worth of snake-related news. A "large grey snake" scared the holy crap out of the entire municipality of Slimbridge Gloucestershire, enough that all of Scotland took notice.The species, and possible danger to man are unknown.
People in Northeast Philadelphia were also terrified of a "four foot black snake." Nobody took enough High School Biology to figure out that it wasn't (likely to be) venomous. Does it have a triangle shaped head? NO? Well then, it ain't venomous. In Northeast Philadelphia, there are no coral snakes! It is either crotalinae, or non-venomous. The likelihood of an ((a) venomous) escapee pet is infinitesimally small.
By contrast, some people in Centre Drive, Epping UK saved a little grass snake, so sayeth The Epping Forest Guardian. I find these people very compassionate and sensible in their lawmaking, not to meniton their enforcement of it.
A guy named Victor has some snakes.
There is a snake babysitter in Hersheypark Penn. Actually, I bet he doesn't know much about snakes, but he might watch it for a day or two at The Barking Lot.
8/12/04
In Madh, they found a terrifying Rat-snake whilst shooting a soap-opera, or something.
Playing with small unwilling captives in Scranton.
Life as a zookeeper sounds good to me, aside from possible dismemberment.
8/13/04
This guy is owned by the HSUS, and is furthering their anti-reptile agenda. By the way, the HSUS doesn't want you to kill and eat rattlesnakes and other serpents, but it's okay to displace and harrass them, they're promoting a rattlesnake roundup! That's humane? snakepimp<------- not impressed.
Here's a moment where I was less than impressive. I was just being verbose, and I realized the real problem with hybridizing, and I felt the cry of the conservationist inside me, and now I want to make salmontines badly. By the way, when did conservatives seperate themselves from the word conservation, even though it has the same root word as their organizations supposed ethic?
Homosassa Springs Wildlife State Park is gearing up for Hurricane Charlie, and putting some of the other animals in the reptile room.
SNAKE SPOTTED IN HAWAII! This is a big deal.
They don't have snakes in Hawaii, unlike in New Delhi, where you might get a snake in your rice.
This is a grand illustration of the diversity of life experiences the Homo sapiens endures.
A Bad Businessman, Brook Berntson in Denver CO. who dealt in illegal wildlife has been sentenced for being a complete moron. Irresponsible jerks like this make all reptile enthusiasts look bad, don't support them.
That's about it. Come visit, or contact me at snakepimp.com
~ Jeremy




3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey jeremy until u know the truth on this matter with brook and his well cared for snakes he's the best herp on the planet ..colorado and the city he lived in firestone lied to him about the the laws ..so until u know the whole story which u dont ,u dont have to dog the guy ...big mouth ...

5:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bad business man ? The guy only got charged for 2out of the 98 snakes he shipped. And all the other animals were legally bought ..brook hatched out leusistic hog nose , raised them ,bred them and they even appeared in reptiles magazine ..he,s not just an enthusiast like most of u want a be's jeremy ,he's the real deal ..So go play with your ball pythons and garters and leave the deadly stuff to a real herp..moron

5:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bad business man ? The guy only got charged for 2out of the 98 snakes he shipped. And all the other animals were legally bought ..brook hatched out leusistic hog nose , raised them ,bred them and they even appeared in reptiles magazine ..he,s not just an enthusiast like most of u want a be's jeremy ,he's the real deal ..So go play with your ball pythons and garters and leave the deadly stuff to a real herp..moron

5:54 AM  

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