JOHN STEWART FOR PRESIDENT!

I am serious, this guy is pure gold. Exposing hypocrisy is a virue, and he takes no prisoners on that battlefield. Non-partisan to the extreme, and with a higher IQ than our current commander-in-chief, how can you go wrong?

Dr Brady Barr makes Herpetological History

Click on the link in the title for history in the making! You heard it here first. Brady Barr is the first man in history to capture every crocodile species. My wife (girlfriend actually,) is the massage therapist of Dr. Barr's mother, and Mrs. Barr occasionally brings news snippets regarding her remarkable son to Becky, for me, because she knows I am nuts for reptiles. Dr. Barr works for National Geographic. This is what she brought TODAY! (I have blotted out her name, out of respect for her anonymity.) I just couldn't wait to tell you all!

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Brady Barr

Rap, Snakes and Murder

This story is like bad fiction. I can't even believe it's real. What in the hell does the snake have to do with any of it? And, since it somehow does bear being mentioned in the story, why isn't there any notice of who is caring for this snake? If anybody has information about the welfare of the snake in this story, please contact me.

Details of Recent Fatality Witheld

The details of a reptilian fatality in SanDiego were witheld, pending an investigation. It is clear that fould play must have been a factor in the death of the unidentified serpent.

Yeah, but where can I get a kosher Croc Monitor?

Tom Bingol of St. Mark By the Sea Lutheran Church in Palm Coast Will bless your pet, be it furry feathered or scaly. How non-demoninational of him. I am pleased to see this kind of openness to reptiles, even if no one else cares.