New Sony Film: Attack of The Zimbabwean Polar Bears!

Chalk up another rave review Newsday coughed up 2-Stars for the brilliance of the Sony Pictures Film: Anacondas: The Hunt For The Blood Orchid after being paid-off by a brown shoed square in the dead of night. The reviews are virtually unanimous that the monkey is the smartest character in the film, other than the snakes, whos' wisdom is evidenced by their uncontrollable urge to kill all of the Idiots-On-The-Boat.